It’s Tuesday night at camp and I
have just awoken after what was supposed to be a 20 min post shower nap. I am a
man that enjoys a routine and I like to keep it that way at camp. Every day
after work I take my boots and put them on my mat, I undress and grab both my
towels, take a post work dump and take a five minute shower. After I finish
this I usually put on some flip flops and text Sarah and meet everyone for some
dinner in the dining hall. Post dinner is usually a trip to the gym or hanging
out with my camp family playing pool or some other game. These things are
important after work because if you just eat and go to your room it becomes
hard to tell one day from the other and it all just seems like one long work
day. Sometimes to make camp seem more like home I try and do things that I
would be doing on that particular night back home. Tuesday is my favorite night
of the work nights and usually my longest. Every Tuesday after work I would
head down to Gamestars and play cards with friends until about nine o’clock or
so and then head to some kind of food establishment and play some more card
games and gamble for small amounts of money. So tonight in homage to the Tuesday
nights I miss the most I had organized a gathering at the ‘Purple Helmet,’ the
camp bar named for it having a purple roof and the fact that it always is such
a sausage fest. But I guess my body had other plans.
In other news we just had our B
shift crew come back off turnaround which means that other Tanner is back to
camp. Yep that’s right there is another Tanner up here! I know you’re just as
surprised as I am. That is unless I have already mentioned it one of my
previous posts in which case forget all this. I have met only heard of five
other Tanners in my life so for me not only meeting another Tanner but one that
would be working alongside of me and have his room only a few doors down from
mine was pretty profound for me. That or there is just so little going on up
here that meeting a person with the same name as you is a big deal; especially
considering two of the other Tanner’s have dogs and one was a female porn star.
Speaking of names you come across a lot here working with thousands of other
people all with their names displayed on the front of their hard hats. One of
the things I have come to earn from observing these names is that if I wanted
my kid to work in construction I would name him Chris. Everyone and their dog
up here are named Chris, not literally. It has become so bad that not only do
you need to refer to them by their first and last name but also their trade.
Another thing you come across is people who have completely abandoned their
name for a nickname that they have been given, some people I still don’t know
there real name all I know is that his hat says ‘Bird’ and that apparently
people have been calling him that for fifty years, I assume it has something to
do with his massive schnoz. Other nicknames come from what they used to do
before camp or BC, like our material handler Barkley or as he is better known ‘Captain,’
he used to captain a boat. My nickname on the other hand was given to me after
my lovely friend Sarah told people about a story I told her in confidence where
I was nicknamed ‘Onion’ in high school leadership camp because I asked why
people kept calling me onion when they told me that where in fact calling me
youngin. So now everyone over the radio can here “Come in labourer foreman
Onion.” Not that I mind, I have had worse nicknames in my time.
To close off this post I’m going
to leave you some pictures I have been collecting in my ongoing journey to use
every porta-potty on site and take pictures of all the wonderful things people
have to write and the detailed illustrations that accompany them.
And remember only you can prevent forest
fires, Tanner (open to suggestions)








Write this on the wall. "Describe your poop with a movie title." Good blog man you got a knack for writing.
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